10 Rules for a Happy Marriage

1. Never both be angry at the same time;

2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire;

3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your mate;

4. If you have to criticise, do it tacitfully and lovingly as much as you can;

5. Never bring up mistakes of the past, learn to forgive;

6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other;

7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled;

8. At least once every day, try to say one kind complimentary thing to your life's partner;

9. When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it and ask for forgiveness; and

10. It takes two to make a quarrel, and one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking.